Bloopers

I can't remember the last time I actually got to the point where I had written everything I could think of; I always run out of time to write before that happens. But, here we are. I've been saving up some errors that I thought were funny, and now that it's been so long since I actually made these mistakes, I can post them without feeling bad about my work.

• the line is beefing up = the shine beef (dragged S in "line")
• "Malinowski was going to be put in the camp as an Emmy alien" (EM instead of EN)
• "I'm going to go bang to my paper" (dragged P in "back")
• contradict trialternative (same stroke for tri- and -try)
• cyber operations = quiche operations (hit K instead of S) 
• "Anything else on your ox vacations -- observations?" (dragged G)
• Forgot my stroke for "-ment" and wrote about the Garmin industry in 1911
• Evolution = "evil Louis that we've seen in workload scheduling" (dragged L)
• Santa Day O'Connor (missed K)
• motivation = meat vacation (A for O)

I was also trying to write that someone "was a Carolina Cobra" and it came out "was a kookaburra" thanks to TM, although when you think about it, it's not any more silly for someone to be a kookaburra than to be a cobra.

Apparently, I also noted that I learned the word exoteric (commonplace). Previously, I only knew about esoteric, which means the exact opposite (confidential).